Just don't let the children see.

Once the sprites on the shelf begin to appear, you will know that the holiday is in full swing. But when you need to take a break from a cute setting, it may be time to brainstorm ideas for adults.

This is perfect for those nights that just need to laugh a lot during the stress of the holidays. If your child is asleep and you only need a little adult sense of humor, it will also work. (After all, you want to make sure that children do not peek at these interesting Elf on the Shelf ideas.) They are not exactly kid-friendly definitions; many of these fairy ideas on the shelf for adults even deserve the "NSFW" warning.

But first, a bit of history. According to the official website, the elf tradition on the shelf was created by Carol Aebersold and Chanda Bell. It has a charming scout elf from the North Pole, and it lets Santa know which children are naughty or kind. The concept also includes posing playful elves around the house, waiting to surprise the children.

Although this is the tradition of children, the Internet proves that adults have figured out ways to get amusement from it. do not trust me? Check out these 23 adult Elf on the Shelf ideas that will keep you happy all month.

Maybe these two elves are just enjoying the sound of the season in a cheerful musical interlude. Again, maybe they are not and need to keep this song in a private place. You are the judge. Either way, it sounds troublesome.

Now it’s the elf on the shelf, you know it’s not in the eggnog recipe. No one wants to take a sip of your punch with Elf on the shelf, especially if he forgets how to find the toilet after a few drinks.

Oops, this looks worse than the episode of catching the smuggler. Children, don't take drugs. And parents, don't let your elves take drugs.

Miley Cyrus knew nothing about a nacked Elfie who was terrified by a destroyed ball. Once again, Poundland grocery stores in the UK can be blamed on this poor creative interpretation of popular songs. There is no news about how they put Elf on the shelf and it looks like this.

Oh my goodness, this doesn't look good for Barbie. But Elf on the Shelf had better come up with a good alibi and be fast. Those ketchup, uh, blood stains can't be washed off. It looks like he is facing 25 years of life.

Answer your child's question: "Mom, where did the elves come from?" Well, this is an answer. Tribute to Dr. OB/GYN Jennifer Gunter and thank them for presenting the anatomically correct delivery of the most timeless toy this holiday season.

Adult's dessert? Yes, please. I want three.

Obviously, Barbie and her friends want to have fun. They must look comfortable, don't they?

This may explain why your four-legged friend behaves strangely.

What a naughty elf. Hide your condom, guys.

Someone did a bad job...again.

Oh, elves. Are they not lovers?

You will never look at eggs in the same way again.

This is how you know someone has drunk too much eggnog.

Thankfully, this elf has a hat to block his hair.

Someone told me that the spirit oil does not smell very good.

Who knows that there was a dispute between Elf and Olaf?

This is why you should eat the pumpkin before the elf eats it.

Even the angel on top of your Christmas tree cannot avoid the naughty elf.

Thanks to this naughty elf, Grinch might not be able to steal Christmas.

This person didn't even go to the bathroom.

The best state of Christmas cannibalism.

Because adults also need toys.

Santa Claus will not be happy for this.

Well, the elf is obviously ready to go to the party.

In the weeks before the holiday, you may need a little humor to help you get through the next few weeks.